I am God. . .

I am . . . and I can prove it.

  • I say I’m God, so God says I’m God, and therefore I am God.
  • If you say that I am not God, you are lying. I should know, I’m God.
  • If  you insist that I prove it by . . .
    • a miracle . . .
      • Look around you and see the life that is here even when you’re not watching the small acts of kindness and support throughout the world and tell me that is not a miracle.
    • telling me the meaning of life . . .
      • There are 4 versions all really meaning the same thing.
        1. Bible Version: Be fruitful and multiply
        2. Darwin Version: Survive
        3. Bobby Mcferrin: Don’t worry be happy
        4. My Version: Live
    • explain something . . .
      • about the bible:
        • I didn’t write it, it was just a group of people’s opinion.
      • The beginning of time/life: What does it matter how it began, what matters is where you’re going.
      • The end of times: What does it matter how it ends, what matters is where you’re going.

And that proves that I am God.

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